#7   just one game .he still got 14 Reb and we win.. so,stop ur a bitch
    就一场比赛。他还不是拿了14个板而且我们赢了。。所以停止吧，你个XXX
   
#13  Imaging Houston would like to trade Yao, how many NBA managers would go crazy, then I know U just farting...
     One bad game...come on...
    想象下Houston如果要交易Yao, 有多少NBA球队经理会疯狂，所以我知道你不过是在放屁。就一场比赛发挥不好嘛.
   
#14  Dude, the Rockets won the game.
     This is not an individual sport, it's a team game.

     老兄，火箭可是赢了。你还真以为那是一个人干的，不过说真的，比赛是5个人的！

#21  you betrayed your stupidity the moment you said the words 'eddy' and 'curry'
     当你说出Eddy Curry(埃迪 库里)这几个词时已经彻底暴露了你的智商。（注：那个姚黑LZ在主贴里说他情愿要拿姚去换 Dwight Howard, Amare Stoudamire, Eddie Curry, Elton Brand, Emeka OKafor, Bynum, possibly Camby)
     
#27  Hey, it's not april fools day yet. This is a joke right?
     天啊, 今天不是4月1号阿, 这..这一定是个玩笑.
     
#30  LOL. We see this kind of posts every year. It's already a surprise that the guy has to wait after 50 games before doing that.
     哈哈. 我们以前每年都看到类似的sb帖子. 很奇怪你们这些家伙怎么等了50场比赛才出来啊?
     
#46  In arguably his worst game this year, Yao still had 16 pts and 14 rbs. How many centers average close to these numbers in the league?
     Howard, Kaman, and that's it. I think some people just have too high of expectations for Yao, and that is understandable, for he's so talented physically and skillwise.
     But we have to be realistic, Yao will not physically dominate offensively like Shaq or Howard, he will not be as skillful as Hakeem, nor will he be as good defensively as Deke or even Robinson.
     But Yao is still an exceptional center nevertheless, certainly one of top two right now in the league. He is just getting into his prime as a player, and hopefully he'll prove his worth in the playoffs in the next five years.
     
     好吧也许这是Yao今年最差的比赛之一,但他仍然得到16分14板.请问有多少个中锋的平均数据和今天这个接近呢?貌似只有霍华德和卡曼.我想有些人对Yao期望实在太高了,高得让人不可理解,他是那么富于天赋和球技.
     但我们必须得现实些，姚不会像鲨鱼或者魔兽那样地去统治进攻端，也不会有像奥拉朱旺一样的完美技术，也不会比穆大叔或者海军上将防守更好。但是Yao仍然是个杰出的中锋，毫无疑问的当今联盟的前两名顶尖中锋之一。
     他正在走向职业的巅峰期，希望他在未来5年能在季后赛证明他的价值！
     
#62  A Rocket Fan: Trade Yao coz hes soft
     A Spurs Fan: Trade Duncan coz hes soft too!
     A Marverick Fan: Trade Dirk hes soft and we lost to Golden State!!!

     Amare: ...Im not soft, I dunk on peoples. <--what can u do w/o Nash??

     D Howard:...I can jump!!!<--what stats u have against Yao??

     Camby:...I am good defensive player!<---can u make a 2ft J w/ a hand in ur face??

     Curry, Brand, Bynum, Okafor: ....ugh...we'r just passing by, hello everyone, and...good night~

     一个火箭球迷：把姚明卖了吧因为他是个软蛋！
     一个马刺球迷：把邓肯卖了吧因为他也是个软蛋！（注:邓肯今天12投2中7分15板）
     一个小牛球迷: 把诺天王卖了吧因为他也是个软蛋！我们他妈输给了勇士!
     
     小S:...我不软啊,我可以在一堆人当中爆扣! <-- 你丫没纳什能干啥?
     
     霍华德:  我跳得高! <-- 你小样在YM面前每次都被爆
     
     坎比: ...我是个很好的防守专家!  <-- 你能在有人防守的时候完成一个2英尺的跳投吗?
     
     库里,布兰德, 拜纳姆, 奥卡福: ...嗯嗯....这些人我们就略过吧. 向他们问好, 然后...晚安~
     
#93  You forgot Erik Dampier and Jerome James. I saw them both dunk once. They are clearly superior to Yao.

     Dwight Howard scored 8 points and got 8 rebounds tonight. His team blew out the Pistons, but I heard they are working the phones trying to trade him for Nazr Muhammad or Francisco Elson.
     
     你把西部第一中锋蛋皮尔和Jerome James忘了. 我看到他们扣篮了!他们当然比姚明要硬. 霍华德今天8分8板(注:9投2中). 魔术爆了活塞,但是我听说他们正打电话去用他换穆罕默德和埃尔森呢.
     
#99  It's so lucky for us to have an above average center who gets 20+ pts, 10+ rbs, 2+ blks and 2+ assts.
     It's so lucky for us to have a soft center who always draws double team on the offensive end, but we don't have to double team the opponents' center even it is D. Howard.
     Thank god for sending us Yao, even he is soft and only above average.
     
     我们真幸运有这么一位只得到20+分10+板2+助攻2+抢断的"二流"中锋。
     我们真幸运有这么一位"软蛋"中锋每场比赛都要被包夹，而我们从不去包夹别人的中锋，就算他是德怀特霍华德。
     感谢上帝把姚明带给我们，即使他又"软"又"二流"。
     
#122 Duncan: 2/12, 7 pts and 15rbs

     Yao: 3/17, 16pts and 14rbs

     I think this is why they are superstars! Because, even when they have a bad shooting night, they still can find a way to help team win.

     BTW, I remember when Yao had an off shooting night before, he would had bad rbs as well. I think Yao is improving now, and he should be praised.

     邓肯：12投2中， 7分15板
     姚明：17投3中， 16分14板
     
     我想这就是为什么他们是超级球星！因为他们即使一场比斯投篮不准，仍然可以找到帮助球队获胜的办法。嗯，我记得以前姚明要是手风不顺，那他篮板也会很差，我想现在他进步了，应该被表扬。

#136 Great logic from a spud.
     Garnett with 4 pts 8 rebounds. He's soft. Trade him! Garnett sucks!
     很好的逻辑嘛。
     加内特今天只得了4分8篮板。他是软蛋！交易他！加内特sucks!
     
#151 A big soft Yao can still squeeze your whiny face into a pancake with his mighty butt crack!
     一个又高大又软的姚明照样可以用他的大屁股把你那张爱抱怨的脸给压成煎饼！

#153 I wish pandas eat meat and potatoes !!! just eat em...
     我希望熊猫能吃肉和马铃薯！！！快吃了他。(注：LZ的ID就叫MeatAndPotatoes)

151 A big soft Yao can still squeeze your whiny face into a pancake with his mighty butt crack!
     一个又高大又软的姚明照样可以用他的大屁股把你那张爱抱怨的脸给压成煎饼！

#153 I wish pandas eat meat and potatoes !!! just eat em...
     我希望熊猫能吃肉和马铃薯！！！快吃了他。(注：LZ的ID就叫MeatAndPotatoes)

太欢乐了

瓦哈哈哈哈

楼主翻译辛苦了！:D

把对中国观众不利的都和谐了吗?难怪就这几楼

LZ翻译得赞一个:D

邓肯：12投2中， 7分15板
     姚明：17投3中， 16分14板

一个火箭球迷：把姚明卖了吧因为他是个软蛋！
     一个马刺球迷：把邓肯卖了吧因为他也是个软蛋！（注:邓肯今天12投2中7分15板）
     一个小牛球迷: 把诺天王卖了吧因为他也是个软蛋！我们他妈输给了勇士!

老美球迷太幽默了，233

这些回复太油菜了

翻译有错误哦～～

事实上熊猫是荤素通吃的杂食类动物，这点我很确定.....

lz的翻译很好