这下圆满了，买了一周的机器三红了

The 360 fear. It's a new psychosis. You have a working 360. It's over a year old. It has NEVER given you one moment of trouble.

Suddenly. You start reading game forums and blogs.

The 360 is a ticking TIME BOMB. You had no idea! Every 360 is a piece of shit, and you were in the dark for over a year. How did your 360 go all this time working? You didn't buy GRAW 1 or 2. I guess you should avoid those games. OH NO. You have to update your guitar hero ... phew. It didn't die. Obviously you dodged a bullet. Now, everytime you turn on your 360 and put in a game, bile starts to rise in your throat. Sweat beads on your trouble brow. Will this be the time your broken, shitty, poorly made 360 will brick? Will you see those dreaded read ring of death?

You give up! You've had enough! You pack up your 360 and bring it to gamestop and trade it in for some store credit. The manager looks at your 360, and your games and asks you why you are trading it in. You pause, and look at the 360, and then at the manager and say..

"Fear. Uncertainty. Doubt."

"You've been on the internet..." replies the manger.

Your eyes wet, lips trembling, you whisper.."Yes..."