[业评] 同性恋者和女性的福音~黄老板为PhysX加入抖丁丁特效。。。

黄老板再次走在了世界的前列腺上。

9.15版本的PhysX SDK为广大游戏开发者增加了抖丁丁特效，效果不亚于乳摇。

也许以后FTG游戏会靠此吸引更多女性玩家，男女角色对打两边都甩来甩去的想必很有看点。。。

各位想看到此特效的玩家和不开全特效不舒服的硬件控，请掏钱包吧。

Schlong live the new era of gaming


Game developers around the world will soon be able to create the most naturalistic penises ever when NVIDIA releases the next update for its popular PhysX SDK.

Codenamed “Woody Womb Pecker,” the update is being called a game-changer for developers who want to weird out their hyper-heterosexual male fanbase by casually throwing a penis on screen. The PhysX 9.15 update means programmers will no longer have to work long and hard to create flaccid genitalia with no personality. Now development teams will be able to easily make true to life penises in a variety of different sizes, from the Michael Fassbender to the wet Jude Law.

“We’ve had a team of coders dedicate themselves over the past 12 months to nothing but dick,” explained engineer Michael Brandon. “For them, it’s been breakfast? Dick. Lunch? Dick. Dinner? Dick. They have lived and breathed dick every moment since they started on the project; and thanks to their dedication we can now create an impressive member that will automatically shrink when it’s hit by a slight breeze and grow when an attractive female character walks on screen. It will also grow just for the hell of it, because you know that’s what dicks do. We have no control over these things and now, neither will your game characters.”

Sadly, Brandon says for now the team can only create heterosexual penises as homosexual penises act in ways that science, logic, and religion can’t yet explain.


[ 本帖最后由 混血王子 于 2015-7-21 08:38 编辑 ]