[求助] 强烈批判叉包!!!

[first lines]
[Baobao points a gun into the Chaobao's mouth]
Chaobao: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tianxianbaobao.
Tianxianbaobao: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Chaobao: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
Chaobao: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Baobao removes the gun from the Chaobao's mouth]
Chaobao: I can't think of anything.
Chaobao: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Baobao's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Chabao: This is crazy...
Tianxianbaobao: People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

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Chaobao: Baobao, what the ** is going on here?
Tianxianaobao: I ask you for one thing, one simple thing.
Chaobao: Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me!
Tianxianaobao: Sit.
Chaobao: Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you.
Tianxianaobao: I think you know.
Chaobao: No, I don't.
Tianxianaobao: Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
Chaobao: Uh... I... I don't know.
[Random flashbacks]
Tianxianaobao: You got it.
Chaobao: No.
Tianxianaobao: Say it.
Chaobao: Because...
Tianxianaobao: Say it.
Chaobao: Because we're the same person.
Tianxianaobao: That's right.

[ 本帖最后由 clond 于 2008-10-24 11:29 编辑 ]