开头那段40多个V开头的自我介绍太TM湿了，百看不厌

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate
This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is it Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished, as the once Vital Voice of the Verisimilitude now Venerates what they once Vilified. However, this Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation, stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin vVn-guarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition. The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta, held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose Vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my Very good honor to meet you and you may call me V
瞧啊!看起来是一个卑贱的,但经验丰富的杂耍演员,在命运的变迁下代理着恶棍和受害者的双重角色.这个容貌,不只是虚华的外表。它是遗存的人民呼声，现已空洞消亡。不过，我这对过往烦恼的勇敢访问者恢复了生命的活力。决心铲除那些引来腐败堕落邪恶的毒虫，抑止他们狂暴的恶毒的以及贪婪的对意志的破坏。对他们唯一的裁决就是复仇，正义和警惕的信念不会落空，他们的真理和价值终将实现，当然我这段莫名其妙的杂碎汤带来的是最冗长的自我介绍，所以简单的说：很荣幸遇见你，请叫我V


这段台词看一遍湿一遍

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