疯了吧？詹皇今夏预计跳出合同 是否续约将视球队阵容

This is why I hope Cleveland never wins a championship in any sport. Lebron and Cleveland were basically the high school sweet-hearts everyone thought would get married and start a family together. But Lebron realizes there is way better ass out there and dumps them in a text message only to immediately move into the playboy mansion for a few years. Cleveland throws a giant hissy fit burning his shit, posting how he has a tiny dick on facebook, and keying his car. Then after he's had his fun banging supermodels and porn stars, he decides he wants to get back together, and with absolutely no self respect whatsover, Cleveland fans shattered their kneecaps quicker than Kyrie Irving in overtime in order to get his dick back down their throats as quickly as possible.
这就是为什么我希望克利夫兰永远得不到任何运动的总冠军。勒布朗和克利夫兰高中的时候就相恋了，人人都以为他们会结婚,一起开始一个家庭。但勒布朗还是想继续鬼混，在接到一个短信后，他就抛弃了克利夫兰去他狐朋狗友的豪宅里鬼混了几年。克利夫兰发疯了，她在facebook上说勒布朗的JB很小，勒布朗不是男人，然后她开走了勒布朗的车。在勒布朗玩够了超模和色情明星后，他决定回到克利夫兰身边。克利夫兰马上就毫无自尊的再次跪在了他的胯下含他的JB。

英文来自reddit
中文翻译转自虎扑


说的真对