http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/931488

官网的搞笑贴

其中我比较喜欢的是

Wrex好萌

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原帖由 彩虹上校 于 2010-2-4 17:25 发表

太HIGH了,会不会边跳边脱啊?

貌似只有其他人都不来找你, 才能和Kelly发展下去. 只有三个选项: 抱住, 上床躺着, 跳舞. 没暴露的镜头.

你和某人太暧昧也不行，跟我一样换来的几个女的最后都把我深情拒绝了
为了推进剧情把这个忘记了。通关第一次选的太着急，死了五个人好像。第二次我把不喜欢的都投入主力
死了纹身JK黑人JC和阴沉的刺客大叔。二周目想把更多精力投入到支线，死三人存档准备用在3代。

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE AIR SO WE PUT A MASK IN YO MASK SO YOU CAN BREATH WHILE YOU BREATH

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卡卡西，士官长，灵魂付体

MJ上身

*Saying "Garrus Vakarian" three time makes your head explode from pure awesome.
*When Turians want honor they pray to the spirits.  When they want anything else they pray to Garrus.
*Garrus knows he's in a game; he just pretends not to know.
*Garrus is so strong he can bend time and space.
*Garrus once punched a Merc so hard that his great grandkids said ouch.
*If garrus was to sneeze, the planet he is on would explode.
*Garrus Vakarian calibrated the Omega-4 Relay.
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Garrus Vakarian could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*Garrus Vakarian has two speeds: walk and kill.
*Garrus Vakarian is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
*Why don't you see any female Turians in Mass Effect? They're all waiting for Garrus Vakarian to call them back.
*Garrus Vakarian can pleasure krogan women simply by showing them his scars.
*Why do krogan have 4 testicles? So they'd feel slightly less inferior to Garrus Vakarian

http://tindeck.com/listen/lqip     笑不动了这....

感觉不是很好玩。。。但剧情很不错呀，谁有小说呀？