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[英超] 曼联官推卡里克问答,躺枪无数

曼联的官推最近弄了一个小活动:向卡里克提问,结果明显“#AskCarrick”这个标签明显被黑们占领了,然后提出了一些非常有质量的问题:

#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.

如果你能从球队里剔除一名球员,你要怎么跟克莱维利坦白?

#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.

当你知道连贝戈维奇(斯托克城队门将)本赛季进球数都超过你,你有神马感受?


#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.

你最记忆犹新的回传守门员的比赛是哪一场

#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?

你是不是靠看克莱维利训练来找优越感的?


#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 0, how bad is Ashley Young?

从0到克莱维利,阿什利-扬大概在哪个水平?


#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?

你会在哪家酒吧观看世界杯?

#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?

莫耶斯会不会考虑让德赫亚踢前场,这样你传球就正好到位了

#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?

如果一个球在周六下午3点从你脚下离开,以时速30公里的速度奔向后方,到达德赫亚那边需要多久?

#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?

你是否尝试过倒穿球衣,这样你就可以把球向前传了

#AskCarrick As a child, did you ever dream of becoming a footballer? What stopped you?

你的孩提梦想是否是成为一名足球运动员,是神马阻挠了你呢?

#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?

老实说,你在FANTASY英超游戏里,有没有种把自己放进自己的球队?

#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?

你认为维尔贝克是不是在练点球方面非常给力?

#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?

你准备回复每一个问题,还是老样子—全部回传给德赫亚?

#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.

当你发现你身边只有汤姆-克莱维利可以传球时,你是不是也在慢慢的心死?


#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?

当你看着扬,克莱维利,斯莫林还有维尔贝克的时候,你有没有考虑过生亦何哀?

#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the leg, how many stabs would you take?

如果要你选跟克莱维利搭档中场,或者膝盖中一剑,你觉得你会怎么选,你能中几剑?


#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're gonna have to play with 10 men?

当你看到克莱弗利的名字又出现在出场名单上,你知道你的球队又要10人应战时是不是感到很忧伤?

[ 本帖最后由 scstriker 于 2014-2-9 21:47 编辑 ]


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cleverley这枪挨的一点不冤

本帖最后由 Livy 于 2014-2-9 21:51 通过手机版编辑



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炸裂!,


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笑喷了

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英国人的幽默感确实强

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卡里克抽脸了啊~~~

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笑喷了……

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之前不是叫聪明力吗
怎么一下成这样了

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现在也叫聪明利吧。这是爹妈给的有啥办法?

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克莱维利到底干了什么?我曼联比赛看得少,他现在是有多差?

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类似我厂以前的横传帝德尼尔森
在场上不求有功但求无过,只传安全球,进攻没表现防守不出彩
有他没他都没差的感觉

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MB笑死我了

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原帖由 @S.UNDAY  于 2014-2-11 19:26 发表
克莱维利到底干了什么?我曼联比赛看得少,他现在是有多差?
空气人,满场乱跑防守看不见进攻还是看不见

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